Desperate Times, Crazy Decisions: My Wild Journey Through Sugar Mummies and Illuminati Dreams πΈπ
The Craziest Things I Did for Survival: A Story of Desperation, Sugar Mummies, and Illuminati Invitations You know life has thrown you into the deep end when you start considering things you once laughed about. Let me take you back to a time when I had hit rock bottom — no job, a four-month-old daughter, and a debt of over 50,000 Ksh. I was drowning, and in my desperation, I convinced myself that creativity was the key to survival. Spoiler alert: creativity is great… but my kind of creativity nearly got me killed. Twice. Idea #1: Becoming an Escort for Sugar Mummies At the time, I had no clue what LA’BOND (WE CONNECT) was going to be about. But "connection" sounded like a broad enough concept to work with. So, in a moment of brilliance (or insanity), I created a Facebook and Telegram page offering exclusive escort services for sugar mummies. Yes, you read that right. The plan was simple: one session for 7,000 Ksh. Ten sessions, and boom — 70,000 Ksh! I’d be debt-f...